Strange things are definitely afoot here at Monkee Towers. First there was the sabotaged balloon at the garden party and now this.
007 was sat innocently at the top of the stairs, pondering.
.... not pondering on how RGH manages to cycle on that a**e up, head down bicycle, but pondering on what might be the best way to get downstairs. Should he use the botty-slide-bump-down method or the reverse-twist-knee-over-knee action?
Please bear in mind that when you're a monkee made of acrylic knit, using either of these options to scale down equally synthetic stair carpet could result in some pretty nasty static shock episodes.
So he was still debating which would be the least statically charged option when suddenly he felt a hefty nudge in his back, and this happened ....
Gasp! The decision was taken out of his little knitted mitts!
When 007 had recovered and his head had stopped spinning, he looked up to see who could have done such a dastardly thing, but there was no one there. No one apart from ....
.... Greg .... DA DA DAHHHHH!!!
.... Greg?? But surely not!
Just who has got it in for 007? The mystery continues ....
Anyway, to lighten the mood and to make sure there were no hard feelings, we took them out. Can you guess where?
Yep. How'd ya guess?
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In other (and yet oddly related) news, this weekend I shall be giving a little something back.
Giving a little something back to the man who gives me pleasure every single weekend and never lets me down.
Well, apart from that brief spell last year when he couldn't come up with the goods and much frustration ensued here at Chez Monkee Maker.
Mr Coffee#1 guy, this is for you ....
Calorie and caffeine free white chocolate and raspberry muffin and single shot skinny latte. Enjoy.
.... watch out though, because as ever, this muffin bites back ....
(yes, I am hoping to get a free muffin out of this. Is that wrong?)